Patron

So here's the deal (or maybe you can help me figure out the deal). I'm on vacation (few and far between let me tell you) with my family in Manasquan, NJ at a beach house (shit is 2 ill we are literally on the beach). My pops gives me money to get liquor/beer for the week (little does he know I plan on deading it in a few days). I hit the LQ and grab Malibu (for the ladies/frozen drinks), Tangere (my old man LOVES his gin n tonics, who doesn't?), an assortment of beers, and a bottle of Patron silver.

Now Patron is some gooood shit, much much better than Jose Cuervo (there is nothing wrong with Jose, Patron is just a finer tequila) (this rant deals with patron silver BTW). 

We moved in Saturday, August 2nd, and I bring the bottle out when were done. At this point its only my pops, my aunts BF (Dean), my boy Alberto and myself doin work on this bottle. (I'm raving the entire time were moving in about how good this Patron is and how as SOON as we are done we are all taking shots). We finish up and here come the shots (4pm). As soon as we are done all i hear is how GOOD the shit is. We start pounding shots like we are getting paid for it. One after another, now mind you I have a hockey game at 9 that night, (yeah I play hockey, goalie, and I'm nasty so holler at me). 

We down the bottle in record time and are at the LQ spot up the street buying the bottle before 6pm.

I played the game, killed it, but the mind fuck is I SHOULDA BEEN HAMMERED...but i was cool. More than cool, I was on my game, (sweating like an asshole and making maaad jokes) but i was cool.

Long story short we deaded 5 bottles by WED. and haven't looked back, I mean we had 3 bottles killed in 2 days (JUST SHOTS, and don't think for one second we weren't downing coronas, landsharks, and captain n cokes the entire time). 

The question I'm trying to figure out is, does Patron get you drunk? (personally I think it makes you hallucinate)

At the end of the week, SAT - SAT we ate 7 bottles of Patron.

Personal stories or opinions are encouraged

Peace to Adam and D for eating out appetisers in the bushes outside of Applebees (yeah I said it).

I figured i went the wrong route...so I got with a sick TIGHT click and went all out.